Ultra Necessary Missing Dog Descriptions

This post has caused me to automatically look at every dog's testicles, just in case I find this exact dog with very dark colored testicles.

Latest and Greatest

We here at OPEIC have selected 3 gold medalists for your everyday enjoyment. I think we can all can agree our little friend with a large tongue takes the cake, but we neither rank, nor judge.

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The park-and-eat in the passenger seat

Going back to our roots, here at oldpeopleeatingicecream.

Everyday Irony

There's no place like the South. And there's no place like Brevard, North Carolina. What I have not yet seen in my lifetime (nor do I expect to see) is someone that loves their cat and/or dog SO much, that they are going to pierce holes in their little delicate ears so that everyone can see how "cute" they look. It's bad enough that the owners would think about piercing their ears, but even worse that they would make their dog or cat wear these stupid ass earings. Why not get them some good handmade silver earrings? or maybe some giant gypsy loops?

I know most of you by now might be thinking these aren't for dogs or cats at all. Well I say that the owner of this store has a huge issue with animals (or a phobia of clearly labeled merchandise). You may assume anything out of the ordinary...it's the South.